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11 August 2009 @ 01:26 am
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This the (un)official Deadpool fan army, a place where diehard Deadpool fangirls (and fanboys) come to pledge their eternal allegiance to our great ruler, Lord Deadpool.

This community was spawned by a conversation over on the
Marvel Kink Meme and gained popularity through me informing all of the Deadpool fans I know about it. Well, OK, not popularity, but people other than its creator know about it, and that's all that matters at the end of the day.

Our army currently consists of 1 General, 1 Major, 2 Privates, and 1 civilian who is our artist. (EDIT: We now have several new members. As a general rule, I will not update this page for every member that joins. It would take far too much work. I only have the original members posted here because it's thanks to their support and insanity that this exists at all. If you want an official introduction, by all means, post one to the community yourself.)

Our General and overall leader, aside from the great Deadpool himself, is
triplequesmark , or General ??? (also called General Trip for short), a nameless, faceless man, and our only male member so far. A very stoic man who likes to shoot things and is allergic to contractions (the word kind, like can't or don't) or something. Note to self: Investigate possible homosexual attraction to Lord Deadpool. Catalogue findings.

I myself am a Major, Major Catty to be exact. Short for Catherine, but none of you should care. I run this community as well as make most of the posts you see over on the Marvel Kink Meme in the name of the army, which are only anoned because I'm actually using another person's account to post them (won't be officially 18 until late August, and I didn't cheat on my birthday when starting this account, so I can't even see the meme).

Our Privates are privatetallgurl , or Private Jennifer, and privateshorty , or Private Katie, both of whom work at a comic book store (I'm so jealous) and regularly borrow my Cable & Deadpool collection because their store no longer carries or orders the title. Jennifer is perpetually hyper and Katie is perpetually sleep deprived (night shift and all that).

And finally, our lovely civilian and group artist is lillithss , or just plain Lillith. More insane than pretty much all of us combined, but a lot more pessimistic.

Well, that's it for now. Hopefully we'll get some art and fic up here soon, since we have a nice little group of creative and wonderful people.

--Major Catty
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
triplequesmark on August 11th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
I regret to inform you, Catherine, dear, that making the text smaller will not prevent me from reading it.
cattythecorrupt on August 11th, 2009 06:11 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem.
That's so cute, you thought the tiny text was actually there to disguise the comment.

Actually I just put it because it makes it seem more like a note to self.

It's not like somebody thinking you're gay is anything new or whatever. Dude, me and Katie and Jennifer thought you were a girl for a while, with some of the rants you went on.
triplequesmark on August 11th, 2009 06:16 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem.
And that automatically makes me gay?
cattythecorrupt on August 11th, 2009 06:18 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem.
No, you making comments about how you would have sex with certain male characters (if they were real) or actual famous men makes you gay. Or at least bi. Thank you and goodnight.
lillithsslillithss on August 11th, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem.
If it makes you feel any better, you're both gay, Trip for...whoever it was you guys were talking about (kind of sorry I missed those conversations, actually), and Catty for Megan Fox.

And guys, the fact that the civilian member had to interfere within the first, like, 6 hours of this thing's existence, does not bode well for this army.
manicr on August 11th, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Helmets on
*crawls out of lurkdom in the kink meme trenches*

Hello? *waves cautiously a white flag, ready to bolt*

What would recruitment entitle?

Special abilities include drawing and writing, with some Hydra training in running and hiding tactical retreat.
lillithsslillithss on August 11th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
So you've already got more talent than both of our highest ranking officials combined.

I'd say welcome aboard but then Catty would yell at me for pretending to have some sort of say in the matter.
cattythecorrupt on August 11th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
Damn straight I would! Remember your place, civilian!

Also, fuck you.

Also, I will say welcome aboard because I actually have the right to. (Actually I probably shouldn't without General Trip's permission because he needs confirmation of his role as our leader to affirm his self confidence every day, but I made this community, so meh.)

As for the perks of being a soldier in the army...well, you get to hang out with us nutty crackpots, because I check up on this every couple of hours (I refuse to do farm work, so that's all I have to do all day), Jen and Katie usually log on during work, Trip comes and goes as he pleases (usually often), and Lillith...well, nobody really cares about Lillith.

Most of us are currently either reading or rereading Cable & Deadpool, just fyi. If you wanna know what we'll probably be talking about.
lillithsslillithss on August 11th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
Oh, don't I feel loved.

Catty forgot to mention that anything you post here gets shamelessly plugged everywhere. That's the only reason I'm here (not to say I don't love Deadpool, it's just that not even Deadpool would be able to convince me to hang out with these people. The ability to plug my mediocre art and writing without actually plugging my mediocre art and writing, however...)
manicr on August 11th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
More than willing to love you, ma'am, on principle. *salutes*

Plugging is good, perfectly acceptable arrangement.

Um, as a fellow writer/artist, one question?

Is it safe to remove helmet and discard flag yet?
lillithsslillithss on August 11th, 2009 11:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
I'd say so. They don't bite or shoot. Usually. Well, I'd watch out for General Trip. He can be a bit...iffy sometimes.
manicr on August 12th, 2009 05:27 am (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
Very well, I'll make myself a bit more comfortable but keep Hydra skills on standby.
manicr on August 11th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
*salutes, nearly hits off helmet* Major, I am willing to take up trial membership until higher executive decisions have been made.

Consider my nuts already cracked. Wait -- that didn't come out right. Never you mind.

*considers response*

I like people? You seem like very people like people, not like bots or anything, not that there is anything wrong with that, I just happen to like my people very people like. Where was I? Um, yes, I'm rereading Cable & Deadpool again as well.

*salutes again for good measure*
cattythecorrupt on August 11th, 2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
Very well then, soldier. Carry on.

I'll leave it up to General Trip to designate your rank. Mostly he just looks at a list and picks out one he likes, and it's usually only influenced by how much he likes you.

(I'm the exception; he hates me and yet I'm a Major. This is because it helps to be the person who actually came up with the idea.)
triplequesmark on August 12th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
I think the rank of Private would be suitable, at least to begin. I am sure someone of multiple talents will quickly advance in our ranks.
manicr on August 12th, 2009 05:30 am (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
Yes, sir. Thank you sir. *salutes*

Progress will be reported -- eventually.
manicr on August 11th, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Helmets on
*adjusts helmet*

I haven't said anything about quality. *is honing further Hydra skills in weaselling*

I will take it up with the Major then. *salutes and sidles away*
Alejandra: himilicesuspectsdieewigenacht on August 12th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
So, care to fil me in?
Exactly what I'm supposed to do to be part of the army? Deadpool already likes me (Or at least that's what I like to think) what else do I need?
lillithsslillithss on August 12th, 2009 02:55 am (UTC)
That's about it, really. We're not very picky about our recruits. (Read: Catty is desperate for members.)

So basically just posting this already means you're in.

Not that I have any real say in it, because I'm just the artist...*mutter mumble mutter mumble*
triplequesmark on August 12th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
Perhaps if you were more loyal and dedicated to our cause you would not be given more power.
lillithss: deadpoollillithss on August 12th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
Hey, my loyalties lie with whoever can beat me up. And both Catty and Tara can beat me up. Therefore I have to be multi-loyal.
triplequesmark on August 12th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
That really is about it. All the (un)official Deadpool Fan Army needs is your dedication to our ruler, Lord Deadpool.

Then again, I suppose loyalty and dedication do not really count for much, if Catherine let Lillith join. Who is also the artist for the future hypothetical Cable Fan Army.

Our standards are fairly low, I am ashamed to say.
Alejandra: Himilicehappydieewigenacht on August 12th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
Well then, by all means count me in.


triplequesmark on August 12th, 2009 03:21 am (UTC)
Glad to have you aboard, Private.